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    29 Hilariously Wrong Ways Sex Is Portrayed In Fanfic

    January 22nd, 2018 by Our Webmaster

    By Anna Borges

    No one ever needs lube and when they do, they use a RIDICULOUS replacement for it.

    It’s not fanfiction unless their tongues battle for dominance.

    AND BEFORE YOU GET MAD, fanfiction is in many ways leaps and bounds ahead of, say, the way sex is portrayed in some TV shows and movies. I’ve read some incredible fic that was realistic AND hot, so I’m not a naysayer. THAT SAID, there are a lot of time-honored and cringey tropes that pop up time and again, AND I WANT TO LAUGH ABOUT THEM.

    No one ever needs lube and when they do, they use a RIDICULOUS replacement for it.

    Spit. Lotion that’s conveniently on the bedside table right when it’s time to do the do. Sometimes even precum, since apparently THAT’S ENOUGH TO GET THINGS GOING. And that’s only the “normal” shit — fic authors get hella creative. Like, pizza-grease-up-your-butt creative.

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    Fx / Via buzzfeed.com

    People always forget to use condoms because they’re too turned on and not thinking straight. But no worries; there are never any consequences!!

    People always forget to use condoms because they're too turned on and not thinking straight. But no worries; there are never any consequences!!

    STOP EROTICIZING BEING …read more

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